When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
(Irish toast)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

For today and every day
three wishes I send your way:
GOOD HEALTH, GOOD CHEER & GOOD LUCK
Happy St. Patrick's Day!